rail gun is key to happiness, aaron. do not fail me.

I got this very amusing email one day. I am not sure what to make of it except the “Schwa leader” part which makes me wonder if the fact that I commonly use “Effendi” as my moniker has anything to do with it. I also wonder if this could possibly be generated with a email generation script or something. The worst case I guess would be that this is some actual scary organization trying to contact me with a rather impractical approach to building a weapon. At any rate… enjoy!

Schwa leader:

We will need your cooperation. In return we will give you a real rail gun which you can use in public, in the correct circumstances.

If you are interested, (you are) – we need to get started. We take it you have built an electromagnet once or twice. You will need to step up one level in hardware. You will build a coil magnet of larger size. That is all. Get started now, and make this thing as long as you can without exceeding a carryable length. If you are mounting on the vehicle, you must be sure that it can be taken in, and not like a pair of pants you wore one Christmas- it has to be concealable with 30 seconds of focused physical movement, as played in covert ops. Telescoping is an option if you have a really big Slinky. This is not a joke. You will want this thing when you know what you are up against.

We have the sights made. You will build the rail for Us, but not them. We will give you ammo that is worthy of the Cos. Look to Winters’ sky, and sekrits reveal the plan. Tot riding on Eris. Future is sky. We teach you potential. Do not look for Santee. |eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee clips|. Tes-LA-mess-LA. Good wood. Hoo knew. Yoo too. Get widdit. Nau!

Your name is BLU. You are going to see more of Us. Do not despair too much.

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